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Table of Contents
About the Author
A Note from Brother Christensen (Enid's special half)
Prelude
My Body is a Temple . . . Not a Visitor's Center!
Conversion Chart
There's Always Room for Jell-O Salad
Banana Nut Jell-O Salad
Jell-O Ribbon Loaf (A colorful and exciting snack for firesides!)
Jell-O Birthday Surprise
Frozen Jell-O Ambrosia
Jell-O Fruit Dessert Elegant (Telestially Delicious!)
Fig and Orange Jell-O Mold
Celestial Jell-O Cheese Mold
Lime Jell-O Salad
Miracle Whip of Forgiveness: Salads and Salad Dressings
Joy Peach Salad
Uncle Bruce's Fruit Dressing
Taboo-li
Artie's Choke Chicken Salad
Fruit Salad Cocktail
In-Breads
Mount of Olives Nut Bread (Matthew 24:3)
I Knead Thee Every Hour Kolaches
Sin-O-Men Rolls (Exceedingly Nummy!)
A Marvelous Work with Wonder Bread
Bubble Buns
Jaredite Banana Boat Bread
Mountain Meadows Muffins
Poppycock Bread
Pineapple Nut Bread (Served in the Luau Room in the Hawaiian temple!)
Cheeses of Nazareth: Appetizers and Dips
Your Favorite Processed Cheese Dip
Cheese Puffs
Beefy Jerky
Sugared Bacon Bits
Cheese Zest Soup
Clam Diggers Dip
Temple Squares
Moon Balls
Pearl of Great Spice
Shrimp Dip
Bethle-Ham and Cheese Sandwiches
Hot Hamburger Dip
Til We Meat Again
Flaky Mormon Casserole
Sweet and Sour Spam
You-Can-Stuff-It French Bread Loaf
Teriyaki Steak Sandwiches
Sheep Dogs
Bologna Angel Wings
Sausage Soufflé
Franked Corn Things
Stuffed Hamburger Birds
Spamway Multi-Level Casserole
Stuffed Piggies
Sweet and Sour Hot Dogs
Jonah's Seafood Casserole
Tuna à la King of Kings (Mark 6:41)
Aloha Pizza Casserole
Let Freedom Ring!
Pearls Before Swine
Legislature Weenies
Kolob Kebabs
Adam's Barbecued Short Ribs
The Perfect Juicy Beefburger (Can't touch this!)
Secret Combination Plate (A platter to relish!)
Mock Cooking and Quick Foods
Hush-ums (Baby sitter in a baggie!)
Mock Oyster Dip
Quick Mock Lasagna
Mock Chicken Legs
Lumpy Dick
Mock Pecan Pie
Mock Paté
Zucchini
Beverages (void of spirit)
Mauve Wedding Punch (Guaranteed to match your bridesmaids' dresses!)
Suppresso
Gold and Green Balls
Fireside Whizz
Antelope Island Iced Tea
Irish Postum
Prune Julius
Surely Temple
Hot Veggie Punch
Joseph and Emma's Afternoon Delight
LeGrand Ricky
Family Julep
Just Desserts
Endow Mints
Tomato Soup Cake
Nephite and Lamanite Cookies
Chocolate Mayonnaise Cake
Sea Gulls
Satan Food Cake
Burning Bosoms
Peach Magna
Scripture Cake (A hidden treasure)
Sweet Potato Balls
Sugar Cube Temple (A theme treat!)
Postum Frosting
Ugly Duckling Cake
Dump Cake
Acknowledgements
Favorite Recipes (notes)
Jell-O Fruit Dessert Elegant
Telestially delicious!
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a small pkg. raspberry Jell-O
1 tbsp. sugar
1/8 tsp. salt
1 10 oz. pkg. frozen raspberries, thawed
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1 can crushed pineapple
1 cup sour cream
2 medium bananas
1 cup miniature marshmallows
1 cup chopped walnuts |
I put my family in the right mood for this special dish by using a French accent on "daay-zer el-aye-gahnt." In addition to Jell-O, dissolve sugar and salt in 1 cup boiling water. Drain raspberries and pineapple, reserving 3/4 cup of the combined syrups. Resist the temptation to drink this before you add it to the gelatin. Chill until thick, whip until fluffy, and beat sour cream until smooth. When everything has reached its predestined state, fold in gelatin mixture. Then stir in fruits, marshmallows, and walnuts. Chill about 15 minutes. Stir and sppon into a 2-quart mold or bowl and chill until firm. Unmold and spoon into dessert dishes before serving. Makes 8-10 healthy and attractive servings. Bon appetite!

A Marvelous Work with Wonder Bread
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1 egg
1/4 lb. softened butter
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1 unsliced loaf, cut into 3" cubes, frozen
1 glass sharp cheddar cheese spread |
Let's face it, white bread can be pretty boring, like living in Vernal, Utah. To spice it up, try this. Mix egg, butter, and cheese. Smother the bread cubes with the egg, butter, and cheese mix. Frost all sides except bottom. Bake at 325 degrees until golden brown. Serve with chicken or tuna fish salad.
Temple Squares
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1 6 oz. jar marinated artichoke hearts, drained and cut
1 lb. Monterey Jack cheese, grated
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4 beaten eggs
1 lb. cooked, drained, crumbled bacon |
Great canapés for Jewish weddings. We take them to Temple Square to enjoy while listening to General Conference, which is broadcast to picknickers outside.
Use an 8-inch pyrex pan sprayed with Pam. Spread artichokes in pan, spread cheese over top and sprinkle bacon on top of the cheese. Bake at 250 degrees for 45 minutes.
Kolob Kebabs
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1 lb. liver, thinly sliced
4 slices bacon
1 cubed sweet pepper
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8 small white onions
favorite barbecue sauce |
Kolob is where Heavenly Father lives, and on his many visits to the Middle East, he must have had shish kebab (minus the pork).
Cut the live into 1-inch strips. Place bacon on a flat surface. Top each piece with 1 or 2 pieces of liver, threaded accordian-style on skewers along with pepp[ers and onions, alternating until the skewer is filled. Brush with barbecue sauce and grill on hot coals until bacon is crisp. Do not overcook.
Hide the Zucchini Bread
When you just don't know where to put it!
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3 eggs
1 cup oil
1 tsp. soda
3 cups flour
1/4 tsp. baking powder
1 cup walnuts, chopped
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2 cups sugar
2 cups coarsely grated zucchini
3 tsp. vanilla
1 tsp. salt
2 tsp. cinnamon |
People who would never touch a raw zucchini devour it when it's camouflaged in bread. What a delicious, melt-in-your-mouth delicacy! Beat eggs until foamy. Add sugar, oil, vanilla, and zucchini. Mix well. Pour into 3 small greased bread pans. Bake at 350 degrees about 50 minutes or until toothpick comes out clean.

Antelope Island Iced Tea
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1 diet Pepsi
1 diet Dr. Pepper
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1 diet Mountain Dew
1 diet Coca-Cola |
I feel so industrious when I sip this luxurious drink. Mix and serve over ice in tall glasses with a twist of lemon. It's almost as potent as the real thing.
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